Gwyneth PaltrOH-NO

I have always been a fan of Gwyneth Paltrow’s work, of her chic style and her seemingly down-to-earth personality…but she has effectively ruined the reputation I conjured up for her with one quote in the May 2010 issue of British Vogue. I mean, what was I thinking, really? Fancy Pants Gwynnie may, from time to time, swoop down from the upper echelons of society but she is not really down to earth, she is just pretending.

OK, so in response to the interviewer’s question about Gwyneth’s opinion of Robert Downey Jr. (her co-star in the Iron Man movies) she says he’s, “…the best. He’s like, the guy who remembers the nanny’s name, y’know.”

UGH! Yeah, GOOP, I know. I mean, for him to stoop so low…for him to humble himself enough to remember the godforsaken NANNY’S NAME! What a glorious man! What a gem. Can we please give him a big round of applause for taking the time out of his busy schedule to be a motherfucking human being and actually remember the name of another human being who is responsible for the welfare of Gwynnies children while she’s out pulling down millions peddling the overpriced Tracy Anderson Method and making talkies.

Perhaps Mrs. Coldplay is too busy “nourishing the inner aspect” to have some decency. FUCK YOU GUYS!

Gwyneth Paltrow deserves a big punch in the face for her stupid comment and I am thinking of passing on the upcoming Iron Man movie because she’s an asshole.


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