Top of the Morning

The best thing I can do this St Patrick’s Day is get out of town! I’m outta here bright and early tomorrow. Maybe I’m a party pooper but I am so happy to be leaving the swaths of polluted honorary Irish staggering around town from pub to pub. And don’t get me started on cultural parades in New York… At least St Patty’s day doesn’t bring to mind mass sexual assaults in Central Park… No, St. Patty’s day just means some random Irish kid from Long Island goes missing in an alcohol-related incident.

Here’s to a safe and slightly sober “holiday” …



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